JUST CALL ME GRACE
I have been one with the floor before. Okay, more than once. It’s that damn inanimate objects conspiracy. You have to watch those little buggers. They jump out at you. […]
Motivational
MASTER LIZARD
Last night I dreamed I was busy, doing a lot of things and, as it turned out, at a big theater festival. It was one of those convoluted dreams where […]
HALLELUJAH
Sometimes when Evil moves in, the Angels rise high. It’s hard to write during these dark days. But inspiration couldn’t come stronger from any other source. Thank you, Leonard Cohen […]
DEJA YOU RIQUE
Funny how the Universe works. And I need to start believing in it more. Because you never know what amazing thing will manifest, as long as you have faith. I […]
POPPIN’
Things are poppin’ for me in Austin. I don’t know what’s happening between the planets and the stars right now. Maybe they’re doing the rumba, but whatever it is, I’m […]
GWTF – GOING WITH THE FLOW
Sometimes you get a little revelation. You can’t force it. Can’t plan it and it only comes through the doing. This time it came while being a pranking cellie in […]
THE B SIDE
How do they get investors for something so poorly written? Or are they working to earn a Rotten Tomato Award? Or is it simply the chance to film as many […]
WALKING TALL
A can of corn goes flying straight across the convenience store, sailing above the aisles of food toward the front counter. Unarmed Kevin Sorbo, crouching behind an aisle, has thrown […]
BEST THING
Ever touch a cactus? What you learn is respect. Yep. Best thing I’ve written today – ‘Respect doesn’t come cheap, but when you demand it, hell, it teaches.’ — By […]
IDIOT LIGHTS
Those lights are called Idiot Lights. Because, if you wait until one comes on to check the oil, fluid, etc. in your car, it’s way too late. You’re screwed. And […]